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Terrible Hens Do Party Tale

A friend of mine brought along a blow-up man doll to a party for one of her girlfriends. Is the one with the Englebert Humperdink face and no weener the one that comes to mind? That’s the one.

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Well, all of us think Englebert actually needs a weener so they attempt to attach one, using some type of vegetable and duct tape.

Of course that’s all wrong and when they pull off the tape, the plastic gets all torn and the blow-up doll was no more.

Then, my insane and extremely drunk buddy chooses to do a mouth to crouch life support with Engelbert, and her friends enjoyed it and took photos with their cameras.

Do you think that’s bad? Not so fast — here’s more. Somebody takes crazy glue out and they choose to glue the hole together, which appears to make the plastic melt more.

My friend begins to blow insanely on it and gets her face glued to the plastic and the story is now old news. Even though several layers of skin on her cheek were lost, going to the emergency room was not required.

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